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visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

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People watching in the international airport terminal is the best.

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spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

triple6y0:

aye-aye-captaaiinn:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!

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e-zekiel:

the fact that they were able to actually give a fucking carpet understandable emotions just proves how amazing Disney is

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anthonygherkins:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

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frenchoffence:

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cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

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Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love.
David Levithan (via rebreathing)

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